🥗 A Salad That’s Been Living Rent-free in My Head 😏
Let’s be honest, most salads taste like regret and broken resolutions. This one on the other, tastes like joy! Like a snack you actually want to devour. It’s creamy, crunchy, savory, wildly satisfying. Oh, and if you’re looking to shed 20 pounds before Friday, maybe try a spinach leaf or something. This salad is not here to help you shrink, it’s here to help you live! Here’s What You’ll Need to Whip Up this Recipe 🥬 Half a cup of iceberg lettuce ( for the crunch and the illusion of balance ) 🍗 Chicken tikka chunks ( spicy, smoky, and basically the Beyoncé of this bowl ) 🍅 Tomatoes ( chopped, obviously ) 🥒 Cucumber ( for that cool, refreshing bite ) 🌽 Corn ( sweet, golden pops of happiness ) 🍄 Optional but highly encouraged ( mushrooms and olives because I don’t believe in gatekeeping ) 🧄 Ranch dressing ( generously! Don’t insult the salad with a drizzle, this deserves a pour! ) 🌰 Toppings ( pumpkin seeds and flax seeds, for texture and a whisper of ‘I care about my ...
